New Rules for Dieting

New Rules for Dieting

I found this in Facebook and would want to repost it here. These new rules somehow rings true to me especially at this time when I’ve lost my momentum of doing ‘diets’.

New Rules For Dieting

  1. Two diets are better than one.
  2. If you hand over the chocolate, nobody gets hurt.
  3. Diets always start tomorrow.
  4. Bathroom scales can lie.
  5. Thin is not happy- just boney.
  6. Too little food= an empty balloon
  7. Remember fat is happy and sexy
  8. Make love not war.
  9. If all else fail, EAT

Funny huh?.. I know what I’ll become if I follow this new diet rules. ;)

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